On with the women!

So, since being here in Dallas I have met some interesting women.  Some, I am happy to have met, dated, and others I just wish I never met.  I thought I would share some of my funnier or odd moments while being single in Dallas.  I have to preface this with a statement simply saying these things really did happen! 

The first story, took place around 2 years ago.  I was on a dating site and met a woman who I thought was very interesting, we started to talk and go out a few times.  Fast forward about 2 months, when she tells me that she was moving out of her apartment and wanted to find something in Downtown Dallas.  (At the time, she lived just outside of Dallas)  She said that between work and that commute she didn't have a lot of time to look.  (Of course she tells me this within a week of her moving out)  So, she moves out of her place and puts her stuff in storage, and I tell her that she can stay with me for a week or two while she looks for an apartment.  So far not a big deal.  But I came home early, and was checking my History on the computer.  I usually just erase it, but for whatever reason I decided to look at it.  I noticed that she was on the dating site and had been checking guys out for the last couple of days.  So, me being on the how should I put it.... Pissed side, yup that's what I would call it.  Ask her about it.  Her answer wasn't at all what I thought it would be.  She said "well, you really should update your pictures on the site, you don't look the same"  Now my mind is in a frenzy! I was expecting, well I think I want to see other people, or some kind of lie... But no..  Needless to say, she was out the door within 3 minutes upon dropping that lil' bomb.   Case closed.

Brief story:  I went to a bar that was right next door to where I was living (same apartment as above story) I had recently moved there, didn't know very many people so, having a bar next door could be a way to meet some new people and of course, check out the ladies! lol  So, I go to the bar, it's a good size bar  (Picture a big square with people sitting around it) and I see this gorgeous woman across from me.  After a few drinks, I look back at her and we connect eyes.. I do my dorky smile, but don't buy her a drink.. (don't ever do that guys) we exchange little looks over the course of an hour, and by the end of the hour I have all of a sudden gained something... I think they call it "Liquid Confidence" lol and decide that I would just say hi to her on my way to the bathroom.  You know, kill two birds with one stone kinda thing.  So, I get up,  all the while she is watching, I walk towards the bathroom, and here she is, about to say something...  When out of my right flank is this woman who says "Yeah, um no..I don't think so"  I didn't get in a hello, hi or even, Are you your parents retarded? because your so special" lol, no I never have said that.  I shot her a dirty look and the girl I was making the googly moogly eyes with just turned back around.  Defeated, I went to the bathroom, threw a dollar bill in the urinal pissed on it, and while I washed my hands watched some dude pull it out and put it in his pocket..  Jim VS Bar  1-1 

I have more stories, but I don't wanna give them all away! lol  till next time.